Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
Cafeïne is slecht voor je, vet is slecht voor je, suiker is slecht voor je. Maar maak je geen zorgen, want je zorgen maken is ook slecht voor je.
Denk erom: Chocola laat je kleren krimpen!
Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.
Exercise: I try to imagine myself as someone without imagination.
...But in my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Ok, first off, who exactly is "we" in "we have to go on a diet", and more importantly, why is there salad on the plate where my food should be?
When a short person waves at you, it's called a microwave.
Onze WC was verstopt, maar ik heb 'm gevonden. Hij zat achter de WC-deur!
Geen paniek, niets is onder controle.