Just once I want someone to call me "Sir," without adding "you're making a scene."

"Biologisch" komt oorspronkelijk uit het Latijn en betekent "kost 3 euro meer."

Every day, you should do something that scares you. I leave the house.

U mag deze kwoot als niet-geplaatst beschouwen.

I may not be rich, I may not be smart, I may not be a good singer, I may not be a good dancer,... I forgot where I was going with that.

Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?
Me: That it's only Wednesday!

When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

I have no issue with people who have let themselves go, it's the people who have let themselves stay that bother me.

Dankzij koffie kan ik mijn werk veel sneller voor me uitschuiven.

This is how I ruin a date in one word: "Hi."