It's not an argument. I'm right, and you're just saying things.

Prison may be just one word. But to others, it's a whole sentence.

If Garfield didn't have a job, why did he hate Mondays?

I'm like an onion. Peel back the layers and you'll see that deep down inside I'm just a smaller more afraid onion.

Menig uitzicht is 100% beter dan het inzicht van sommige mensen.

Als je een helpende hand zoekt, kijk dan eens aan het eind van je arm.

Strange new trend at the office: people putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I has a tuna sandwich named Kevin.

Turtles often outlive their owners, a fact the police refuse to treat as suspicious.

There's no actual reason to believe that eating this entire bag of Doritos will make me feel better. That's why it's called faith.

Ik sta al een uur stil op de roltrap. Stroomstoring.