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Life is what happens to you, while you're busy makin' other plans.
GekkeThieske 17 mei 2001 9/10
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
onbekend 16 augustus 2011 9/10
Age is a matter of mind: if you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Bas Dopheide 9 december 1999 9/10
Did you ever think that the glass is neither half empty nor half full but maybe it's just twice as large as it needs to be?
Arjan Halma 12 september 2002 8/10
Scientists were excited this week at having isolated a brief sound which occurred immediately before the Big Bang. Apparently, that sound was "Uh oh!"
Annie 9 oktober 2003 8/10
When asked how they managed to stay together for 65 years the woman replied: "We were born in a time, where if something was broke, you fixed it,... not throw it away."
Kwootjes 23 februari 2014 8/10
I'm a runner. I run from my problems, I run late and I run out of money.
LdJ 15 februari 2016 8/10
Whenever you feel stupid, remember there are people outside looking for Pokémon.
LdJ 31 juli 2016 8/10
I wish there was a rollover plan for childhood naps I refused to take.
Grover 19 augustus 2016 8/10
Before I got married I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put milk back in the fridge.
LdJ 24 november 2016 8/10