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Beware of half truths,... you may get the wrong half.
Grover 12 juli 2017 7/10
Sorry, I lost your number. It must have happened when I hit delete.
Grover 12 juli 2017 7/10
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it's probably because you haven't told him what they are yet.
Grover 12 juli 2017 8/10
You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.
Grover 29 juni 2017 7/10
The first 18 years of your life are like a free trial. After that, it's pay to play.
Tristen Potters 6 juni 2017 7/10
We're assembling a crib from Ikea,... Which option on their toll free number gets you a marriage counselor?
Grover 16 mei 2017 8/10
If they make it a point to tell you it's not a big deal, it is a big deal.
Grover 16 mei 2017 7/10
Being in a relationship is the exhausting practice of ceaselessly trying to be more entertaining than a smartphone.
Grover 16 mei 2017 7/10
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
Beaver 12 mei 2017 8/10
How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I'm still feeling terrible.
Beaver 12 mei 2017 7/10